The Law of Averages for chickens on a scale from 1-10 is a six that’s how many years they have … Continue reading Chicken Averages
Last night I dreamt I was a dancer who sang Madonna on steroids. And I was magnificent not merely okay … Continue reading Chicken Scratch— Creations
Do chickens fly? Brah—you need come in out da sun—of course chickens fly- but only on short trips. dat’s how … Continue reading Chicken Scratch / Pidgin Bridge
How do You SPELL Chicken? P-H-A-T P-H-A-T- that doesn’t spell chicken! Sure it does: P stands for plump and juicy … Continue reading How do You SPELL Chicken?
Do Chickens File Income Taxes? Yes- but not every year Why not every year? It’s complicated. What do you mean … Continue reading Do Chickens file Income Taxes?
A brood of thin-lipped skinny birds rubber necked at the corner of the yard as one fat chicken named Divine … Continue reading Chicken Scratch- A Hero