Distribution of U.S. federal taxes for 2000 as a percentage of income among the family income quintiles. Source: Department of the Treasury, Office of Tax Analysis Working Paper #85, "U.S. Treasury Distributional Methodology" by Julie-Anne Cronin (September 1999)- also available here (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Do Chickens File Income Taxes?
Yes- but not every year Why not every year?
It’s complicated. What do you mean it’s complicated, these are chickens?
They live on chicken feed and they got no fingers to count on so it’s hard for them to figure out how many dependents they have, so every ten years or so the elders pool their money and hire a census taker What happens then?
The census taker; a big rooster takes all the hot young chicks under his wing and they go to this ranch in Vegas where they teach them how to scratch off the numbers!
Author, Poet, Photographer, domestic violence survivor, and naturalized immigrant, Cornelia is currently an Arts and Letters member of The Southwest Florida Branch of The National League Of American Pen Women.
Cornelia lived in Kaneohe, Hawaii, for thirty-six years. Also, seven years in the Mid-Hudson Valley of New York. She now resides in North Fort Myers, Florida.
Her poems and photography are published in print, online, and in Rain Bird, a literary and art journal of the University of Hawaii's Windward Community College (2008-2013).
In 2013, Cornelia received Rain Bird's Kolokolea Poetry Prize for her poem, "Speaking French."
In 2015 her chapbook "Hawaiian Time," entered in the National League of American Pen Women's Vinnie Ream contest, was awarded third place in their inaugural multi-discipline category.
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