**This poem was inspired by a T-shirt design—I bought the shirt! I am also trying to convince certain people of … Continue reading Because The EARTH without ART is just “EH”.
Forget Victoria’s Secret It is December 10th and I am chewing on a homemade cookie called IRRESISTIBLE I KID YOU … Continue reading Victoria’s Irresistibles
I just finished reading the 50 Shades of Gray Trilogy so I want to apologize for this poem in advance. … Continue reading Dear Santa (explicit)