Reclaiming My Territory
Breaking news:The house sparrows have annexed the airspace above my front door. The eaves, of course, were occupied years agoan … Continue reading Reclaiming My Territory
Tag: Humor
Sunday is Dedicated to the Pigs
On Sunday, we journey to Piggy StandThe funniest place in the whole darn land.Where legends snort and jelly jiggles,And every … Continue reading Sunday is Dedicated to the Pigs
The Saturday Cat Council
There is a village, tucked out of sight,Where cool cats gather every Saturday night.At dusk, they assemble with regal flair,To … Continue reading The Saturday Cat Council
Painsomnia
A tweaked-up knee, a darkened stair,a midnight curse, a silent prayer.You missed the pill, you skipped the dose,and now painsomnia … Continue reading Painsomnia
What Doesn’t Kill You
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, wiser, and strangely qualified to disappear in a third-world country. But maybe that’s … Continue reading What Doesn’t Kill You
The Trouble with Plastic Buckets
My bucket list keeps changing shape, which is rude, honestly. One day, it’s a pilgrimage to the Panama Canal, provided … Continue reading The Trouble with Plastic Buckets
A Luxury Amenity
At Radio City, Bryant Park, and Greeley Square,these humming thrones await the public there.A civic gift in plastic, bright and … Continue reading A Luxury Amenity
A Kindness from a Stranger
You never really know who will show up in an ordinary moment and keep your day from going completely off … Continue reading A Kindness from a Stranger
Can I Get A Pass?
or a little mercy— the kind that hushes even the shiver in the leaves. I’ve been laboring since dawn— the … Continue reading Can I Get A Pass?
Directing The Unruly
At present, nature’s cycle lays down its campaign— blue forget-me-nots spread like a polite little carpet, with purple and yellow … Continue reading Directing The Unruly
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