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Tag: Humor

Poetry

Can I Get A Pass?


or a little mercy— the kind that hushes even the shiver in the leaves. I’ve been laboring since dawn— the … Continue reading Can I Get A Pass?

Poetry

Directing The Unruly


At present, nature’s cycle lays down its campaign— blue forget-me-nots spread like a polite little carpet, with purple and yellow … Continue reading Directing The Unruly

Poetry

Posing For The Directory


Hello there—name’s B. Owl, pleased to meet your gaze,Local legend, night patrol, working oddball days.I haunt your hood, patrol your … Continue reading Posing For The Directory

Hemorrhoid Hilda
Poetry

Hemorrhoid Hilda


She is not cancerous,just a bloody pain in the ass. She shrieks forfibershouldeliminate the sugar, fried whites and browns. Hilda … Continue reading Hemorrhoid Hilda

I Am A Poet
Poetry

I Am A Poet


Hello, my name is Cornelia And I am a poet because I need to condense this moment, now,     the who, what, … Continue reading I Am A Poet

Voice 1
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Voice 1


I am standing alone in front of the class. “A little off pitch but good tonal quality, dear.”  Mrs. Rignall, … Continue reading Voice 1

Poetry

Lefties


Lefties walk our own way down the left side of the path. We look left first to cross the street … Continue reading Lefties

Poetry

A Totally New Hip


Remember COVID It’s six years later, and I’m still loopy, not Lupe Two anesthesiologists visited my bedside One was short … Continue reading A Totally New Hip

Poetry

Attack Of the Dust Bunnies


This is Captain Alpha calling General Omega. Come in, over.  We are under attack. Hold on, General, they’ve mutated. And … Continue reading Attack Of the Dust Bunnies

Poetry

How To Unload a Dishwasher


Is that a thing? According to the woman, a close relative that made me, it is. I have never done … Continue reading How To Unload a Dishwasher

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