Hemorrhoid Hilda

She is not cancerous,just a bloody pain in the ass. She shrieks forfibershouldeliminate the sugar, fried whites and browns. Hilda … Continue reading Hemorrhoid Hilda

Poetry

I Am A Poet

Hello, my name is Cornelia And I am a poet because I need to condense this moment, now, the who, what, … Continue reading I Am A Poet

Poetry

Voice 1

I am standing alone in front of the class. “A little off pitch but good tonal quality, dear.” Mrs. Rignall, … Continue reading Voice 1

Poetry

Lefties

Lefties walk our own way down the left side of the path. We look left first to cross the street … Continue reading Lefties

Poetry

A Totally New Hip

Remember COVID It’s six years later, and I’m still loopy, not Lupe Two anesthesiologists visited my bedside One was short … Continue reading A Totally New Hip

Poetry

Attack Of the Dust Bunnies

This is Captain Alpha calling General Omega. Come in, over. We are under attack. Hold on, General, they’ve mutated. And … Continue reading Attack Of the Dust Bunnies

Poetry

How To Unload a Dishwasher

Is that a thing? According to the woman, a close relative that made me, it is. I have never done … Continue reading How To Unload a Dishwasher

Poetry, Videos

Chicken Scratch: Bridging the Gap, A Poultry/Poetry Slam

Disclaimer: This video has raw footage of an unrehearsed poetry event. It is a LIVE performance! There were no rehearsals; … Continue reading Chicken Scratch: Bridging the Gap, A Poultry/Poetry Slam

Videos

Chicken Scratch airing in Hawaii on Olelo September 28, 2012

Chicken Scratch:Bridging the Gap, a Poultry Poetry Slam Friday, Sept 28th 9:00 pm channel 52 Also: Wednesday, Oct. 3rd 11:30am … Continue reading Chicken Scratch airing in Hawaii on Olelo September 28, 2012

Photography, Poetry

The LOVE BUG

The LOVE BUG is random loyal sweet blind deaf and dumb. So relax, don’t sweat it Chances are slim that … Continue reading The LOVE BUG