The LOVE BUG


The LOVE BUG

is random

loyal

sweet

blind

deaf

and dumb.

So relax, don’t sweat it

Chances are slim

that when it does finally bite

you in the butt

you will have an allergic reaction

however, please note

after the initial rash, tenderness

and swelling subsides

the symptoms

will include rabid in-laws

and a partner

with a mild hypersensitivity and temporary amnesia

with regard

to precious metals, birthdays and flowers.

Children

are another widespread

side effect

of this bug.

In extreme cases

swallow a strong laxative

to ease discomfort

and try not to stress out

to advance a good movement

take a walk

on the nearest golf course

the rash and the in-laws too shall pass, eventually.

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