Notable Events Not on Tonight’s NEWS

At the African Snail 500

the tortoise wins by a hare!

In this highly split snail decision

the hare takes a powder

and the tortoise

slides home

on a slimy trail

strips off his shell

and has a few stiff drinks

with an unknown female

behind downspout.

No photos

gross or otherwise  taken.

…

Campfire girls

make SMORES!

Chocolate melts

resolve

smears

fingers

fosters

creamy addiction.

Detectives

called in to

investigate

retrieve the evidence

and pick up

the perps;

film at eleven.

One response to “Notable Events Not on Tonight’s NEWS”

  1. Jason Alan Avatar

    Excellent.

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