Notable Events Not on Tonight’s NEWS


At the African Snail 500

the tortoise wins by a hare!

In this highly split snail decision

the hare takes a powder

and the tortoise

slides home

on a slimy trail

strips off his shell

and has a few stiff drinks

with an unknown female

behind downspout.

No photos

gross or otherwise  taken.

Campfire girls

make SMORES!

Chocolate melts

resolve

smears

fingers

fosters

creamy addiction.

Detectives

called in to

investigate

retrieve the evidence

and pick up

the perps;

film at eleven.

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