At the African Snail 500
the tortoise wins by a hare!
In this highly split snail decision
the hare takes a powder
and the tortoise
slides home
on a slimy trail
strips off his shell
and has a few stiff drinks
with an unknown female
behind downspout.
No photos
gross or otherwise taken.
…
Campfire girls
make SMORES!
Chocolate melts
resolve
smears
fingers
fosters
creamy addiction.
Detectives
called in to
investigate
retrieve the evidence
and pick up
the perps;
film at eleven.
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