One may misinterpret this lone star tick for another
do not be so hasty. If he is allowed to rule
that may be your last self-governing choice.
Make no mistake
This tick tricks and is nasty
it can and will make you sick.
Not to be mistaken for the mystic or the triptych
which are something else entirely
the spangled lone star tick
has orange hair
and very large incisors
which it sharpens
on a wit tick
who is not funny at all
no indeed
the wit tick
has not even one funny bone
in it’s entire arachnid form
it has an even smaller stick
if you get my drift
which I sense is why the lone star
lacks any standards at all.
A new prototype
is on the horizon
but this tick
will only profit
from the nitwits
in power
and infect us all
with nervous ticks.
More Tick types later.

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