Good Morning America!

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Good Morning America

Good Morning Starbucks

Venti Me!

I’m going for the bypass tomorrow

I woke up today and

all my size twelve’s turned into four’s

and I can’t get the zipper UP

I may need EMS to resuscitate me

from this god dammed war

that’s killing all of our boys

and I’m asking MR. President

what is it all FOR?

I want OFF this rollercoaster

I want Opie and Andy

to call I LOVE LUCY

and tell her that

marrying RICKY is a big mistake

that Ethel is a cow and Fred is really a cereal killer.

Good Morning America

I need a ZEN moment

a place to exhale all the garbage

from my black lungs

coughed up in the trenches

of foreign wars

that I can’t afford

because my credit just went down the tubes

and needs a banker

a little gold to back me up

prevent my guts from being

blown up in the chopper

in a bombed out country

that hires kids as mercenaries

What the hell is it for

Mr. Senator?

Good Morning America!

Stop the bullshit

the crying

soap opera


about the streets

of London , the famine in Mogadishu

Don’t you see that

we are all in this together?

We need a plan

we need Mr. Spock

to beam down

and give us the logical


before the Alien High Council

sends us to a frozen prison planet

because no one here is INNOCENT.

Good Morning America!

Let’s toast our Statue of Liberty

one last time before China

calls in her note.

Before the polar ice cap melts

the earth stops resettling and

before Voyager reaches its final destination.

Good Morning America

Today is the day

we resurrect GOD

meet those ancient aliens

who designed the giant stone monoliths

that litter the planet

like a BURMA SHAVE ad for air travel.


to foreign collectors

from a far off galaxy

who will surely

look up in their ancient texts

calculating the odds

of contracting the human  infection

inoculating the crew

for their close encounter of a shitty kind.

Good Morning America

Wake up!

We are being consumed by a sinkhole

a malfunction in the earth’s crust

sliding, suffocating

obsessed and arrogant

and our time is running out.

Pardon me

Excuse my partisan ass

Mr. Speaker but

America is pissed

off and we were wondering

when you people on Capitol Hill

will get up off your rich collective butts

and DO what you were elected for

which is to speak for the PEOPLE

because we are tired of swallowing

your sovereign  AGENDA’s
and we’re not going to finance them ANYMORE!

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