Open the Strait of Hormuz, or I will decimate you.
Iran, you have just lost your ice cream privileges
Go to bed and think about your decisions,
I’ll wait, but not too long.
Time to surrender. Time to take your medicine.
Open wide and swallow.
(Grins like a demon.)
Swallow all of it.
Don’t read. Don’t educate yourself, do as you are told.
I am great. Don’t you want to be great, like me?
(Leering and staring at women’s boobs.)
…
I grew up watching Star Trek. I especially liked Spock
He was so cool, so rational. Spock would’ve said,
“Interesting.
You act like a god, but you are a puppet, a pawn, a hoax perpetrated on the American people.
Your rhetoric stinks, your smile is fake, everything about you is fake. And your psychiatrist is calling. “
She is not happy — time to come back inside. Put those carbon-based life forms back, and don’t forget to wash your hands. What did I say about playing with strangers?
But I don’t want to come in, I’m having fun.
The party is over, Donnie. You go too far.
I want it NOW. It’s NOT FAIR, I HATE YOU! It’s your fault I missed the ball. You never get me anything good.
SILENCE!
(Door to his universe slams shut.)
Corney Press 