Water World Bumper Stickers

One woman’s trash inspires plastic art. … Shit hits fan Wear your wetsuit. … Fishing for anything requires a license. … Continue reading Water World Bumper Stickers

Poetry

A Fresh Impression

She’d said she would shoot herself in the face except for the dog that lost weight that winter because he … Continue reading A Fresh Impression

Poetry

After Electricity

It is dawn, the lights have just gone out, the cause yet unknown. The roosters’ crow at distant stars, their … Continue reading After Electricity

Poetry

Good Morning America

Aren’t we great? Good Morning, Starbucks! Venti Me! I’m going for the bypass tomorrow. I woke up today and all … Continue reading Good Morning America

Poetry

Genetically Modified

Like stepping off Mount Everest Continue reading Genetically Modified

Poetry

Moving With The Gouda

I am balancing on a tightrope on my right leg without a net, circumnavigating destiny’s fork, and betrayal’s vacant stare. … Continue reading Moving With The Gouda

Poetry

Hemorrhoid Hilda

She is not cancerous,just a bloody pain in the ass. She shrieks forfibershouldeliminate the sugar, fried whites and browns. Hilda … Continue reading Hemorrhoid Hilda

Poetry

Rapunzel

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Hormone Flux-Get Me Some Estrogen

It was more than heat. It was like being trapped in a pinball machine. Metal balls Zigzag Crash, cOlLiDe off … Continue reading Hormone Flux-Get Me Some Estrogen

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I Am A Poet

Hello, my name is Cornelia And I am a poet because I need to condense this moment, now, the who, what, … Continue reading I Am A Poet