Happy St. Patrick’s Day


There was a young girl from County Cork

was rumored  six times with Sean O’Rourke

She was a strong Philly,

seduced his poor Willy

then delivered twin pickles, the stork.

You’ve shot a respectable Birdie

Applauded the sweet crone, Miss Purdy

Your score is quite good, 

But you’ve misunderstood

Save it, tweets now loud, proud, and flirty.

..

In Galway city at Kelly Greens

Lives a bonnie lass we’ve named Paulene

She has a soft shoulder

It couldn’t be colder

Lads, steer clear of her critical stream.

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