A cockroach militia lives underground in my plumbing.
Peeking at me from behind drain stops,
waiting for the last light to go out.
They all met recently at a G888 Summit behind the
drainpipe. It was agreed that further talks would
have to occur. Apparently the ant army was encroaching
on their territory, particularly their leader, Mac Moody,
who won the last election through his usual bullying practices.
Sanctions are on the horizon.
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On another note, the Common Myna and the African Goose
population is exploding throughout the Southern region. There have been
many sightings of bird refuse…piles of it. Garan’s, ball bearings Cuz, “It looked more like one Chihuahua dog pile.”
This is a grave concern as tunnels and openings are in danger of being blocked. It was suggested that perhaps research and development could look into that as a new source of fuel…. more later.
The human population in the region is in an economic recession, grocery stuffs and Primo beer is over the top.
we are still being watched, however brighter days are on the horizon,
the supply of deadly inhalant is nearly gone. Wait…WHAT?
On a lighter note,
the Annual Roach Ball will be held in mid September, RSVP by August 30th
Ladies, a new consignment store in the back by the Tri-palm just opened recently
Janet, Mariah and Cher, our cousins from the Mainland, have their old clothes there,
worth checking into.
WOW,
Suzy, there are no African Geese in Hawaii. We got da odder kind.
I imagine one day they will figure it out,
that they outnumber us, whatever they are??
We will be living in their world…. fighting their wars, eating their food, cleaning their waste.
Maybe in another dimension, like da Bogie Zone!
This is a dream……….isn’t it?
Corney Press 