Preserving a Dog’s New Year’s Eve


Piss on all of them

And all their explosives.

Make sure to tinkle on their matches

not a single aerial or even a piece of obnoxious red paper

 should remain dry. 

If we band together

Our collective stain would serve as a reminder to the dummies

It is vital to follow up 

 Jump on every marauder

and knock them down,

To their knees

Alter the offenders 

 like that of a divergent

left out after dark without supervision,

forced to see from a new angle.

Then howl about the ramifications

of deafness inflicted on beings of a lesser god. 

In rare instances, you may 

resort to property damage, leaving traces of our angst as a 

sign to future canine, 

inciting them to rethink the

outdated notion of a man’s best friend.

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