Corney Press

I

brought back

a stuffed  nose

dripping orange

snot from my recent

trip to Las Vegas.

The doctor, a graduate

from Harvard, advises that I

drink lots of liquids, get bed rest and

feed my cold

Angry Birds

and to

call him _____________________

when I’ve leveled

Pigini Beach.

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