Dear Son


 

Wake up.

The party is over.

There is no free ticket in this life.

It is time to pick your lazy addict self up and

GET A JOB.

Good luck.

Send me a snail mail postcard when you have turned your life around.

In the meantime

I am blocking you from my phone

and Facebook.

Stay straight.

Love,

Me

P.S. It sucks being me right now.

 

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